Saturday, March 2, 2013

Lezzy Weekend: Help, my pussy wants to purr again

 
     I heard my pussy speak to me again yesterday while I read this humorous article titled My Pussy is Purrin' Again by bisexual author, D'yan Forest. My pussy didn't say anything new that it hasn't already said to me in the past, yet it spoke with a fervor that is usually reserved for those moments when something new and previously unspoken is being said.

      "Did you read that?" it asked. "I also want to purr again. If that 78 year old pussy is purring, there is no reason why I shouldn't be purring. I'm only 25."

 I looked away and pretended not to hear it. It's a proven strategy with a good track record. My pussy doesn't do monologues, but that's only because it lacks the talent required for monologues. And it hates to be reminded that it lacks talent. However, yesterday was different. My determined pussy was not going to passively let the matter go, even if that meant talking alone. It was going to talk until I responded.

"Why am I not purring?" This time it spoke with a bit of anger in its voice. "I want to purr. I was made to purr." My incessant pussy whined about the same thing in different words, like the bratty little spoiled child of wealthy parents, until I finally gave in.
 
 "Ahn Ahn, see missing trouble o. If you want to purr, purr nah. Am I holding you? Ehn, am I holding you, mschew?" This was the first time I ever spoke back to my pussy. It was surprised by my response.
"I... I..--
"Look, enough is enough! Don't come and be bothering me with this nonsense. If you want to purr, go and purr."
My pussy was quiet. I felt bad for yelling at it, but at the same time I was happy that I had finally responded to it.

Have a happy weekend.

On second thought, this is probably not the best post to put up on a day I plan to crash at my friend's place. My sisters will read this and probably think I'm not coming home tonight because I'm making my pussy purr. Life is beautiful. Stay beautiful.

XOXO.



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    1. Lol.. Nothing is purring tonight o. I'm just going to a midnight show n one or two other places w my friend. And i'm staying at her place since she lives in the city.

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    1. Thanks :) it's definitely feels good to let go of my pruddish side every now and then. Girl, you gotta pay more attention to that thang. I dnt want you getting no ticket for neglect or cruelty.....;) *okay o. Running away*

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    2. Kai, no more writing comments with my cell phone. Auto-correct always destroys my English...

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    4. OH! Oh! Oh! For some reason I took MS for Tom Tom...haha!!!

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  3. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Oh sweetim, this post has me in stitches.

    Biko don't let your pussy purr tonight o but if it does kindly update us! lol :P

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    1. Lol beaurriful, you want me to be putting my business out there.... Hahahaha. ;D

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  5. Choiii!!! Don't you know that Ps respond to each other? By sharing your Ps conversation my... never mind.

    Have a beautiful week!

    Mmwah!!

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    1. HAHA..Ps definitely communicate. I wish you shared what your ps said :P

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  6. blessings...
    i guess one could say it would stop purring when you stop breathing.

    peace.
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  7. I cant believe you shared this!! lol!!

    My dear let it purr jare. Studies have shown that purring is good for the health. Don't ask me to quote the studies shaa.

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  8. Now I understand. I just read the article...quite inspiring and positive :)

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  9. Let it purr...I smiled while reading this.

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  10. Kai, make I no put my business out there. But yeah, it's good for the pussy to purrrr, LOL...

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  11. This cracked me up. I totally get it. If the drought is long enough the "p" will speak to you loool!

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  13. Plz sister purr or water ever it means, get a new lease of life Abeg

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    1. Lol ace u no go liv her!I knew pple wud cum here 4rm aunty eya's blog.poor child,she doesn't nid our approval o.

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