1. President's wife, Patience Goodluck. Statements like "Ojukwu is a great man. He died, but his manhood lives on" will not get even a primary school student a decent score on the common entrance exam. If there is a score lower than F, this woman deserves it. Her grammar is simply unacceptable for a first lady.
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3. Mr. Do-you-know-who-I-am. Exemplary leaders do not slap women; much less brag about it a year later. (It doesn't matter whether the incident happened 2 years ago or 10 years ago).
4. Abia State University.
There is nothing left to say about this school's reaction to the rape case.
5. The government
Going after a handful of homosexuals when more than half of the population still lives on less than $2 a day and have no access to a clean water, education, health care, electricity, and other fundamental human rights is an atrocity worthy of 14 years behind bars.
6. Naija police Agberos in Uniform:
7. You Naija man who abused a woman in any way, shape, or form. And you woman/man who defended an abuser....
LOL!!!!!!!!! Madam Patience said 'Ojukwu is a great man, his manhood lives on?' I did not hear that one o. Where Have I been? She certainly deserves the number one spot. Baba nla epic fail! No pun intended o. I can't stop laughing.
ReplyDeleteFantastic post. Great list of epic fails. As for those agberos in uniform...lol
Finally...a list Goodluck and his wife deserves. I'll add EVERYONE who voted for Goodluck...who never for once asked about his plans but kept saying he was chosen by God. Because all these issues had existed but he never made any presidential debate to defend them.
ReplyDeleteComprehensive list dear.. I agree 100%.
ReplyDeletehe list is on point. I laughed die when I read about Patience and her Ojukwu gaffe, na wa for our first lady.
ReplyDeleteHi 5!
ReplyDeleteCorrect list. Our first lady needs tutoring before she gives a speech.
ReplyDeleteOne would think she at least would have a speech writer!
ReplyDeleteIt is really sad that while people die everyday on bad roads, starvation, disease-prone water etc. Our government fixates on issues that would boost their popularity amongst the masses and lead them to forget that their vote is their power and oncethat is lost, they get to livewith the terrible consequences for at least 4 years. so so sad!
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA! Ginger, I think I love you now.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I meant PRISM obviously!
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